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Testimonials (inlcuding nothing about his new book (Boy on a Wire.)
"You are a legend, but I guess you hear that all the time." Melva Buzza, Association of Secondary School Registrars WA.
"You saved my life," deceased workshop attendee.
"He was rude to me." Richard Court, ex-Premier of Western Australia.
"He was rude to me." Geoff Gallop, ex-Premier of Western Australia.
"Jon, you're a very naughty boy." Alan Carpenter, ex-Premier of West Asutralia.
"Never heard of him." Colin Barnett, Premier of West Asutralia.
"He's like a brother to me." Paul Doust.
"He isn't to me." Jamie Doust.
"He used to be really really funny, but now he's just a tired old man with died hair." A kid who lives in the same street.
"That was before he went bald," the other kid in the street. "Now he's a tired old man with no hair."
"Pemberton will never be the same and every one says the same: Please make sure Dousta is there again next year!" Al Rogers, Pemberton Comedy Festival and UFX Management.
"I am so glad I came to see you perform. All my life I have spoken hesitatingly and often left sentences unfinished, but until I saw you I had no idea it was an art form." Pemberton Comedy Festival punter.
"Yous guys [Bruce Brothers] are legends." 12.4 kids at the Perth City Mission Winter Sleepout in the Old Freo Jail.
"Staff were delighted with the success of the evening, which was largely thanks to your brilliant and outrageous performance. The real Roger Holmes has since seen a video of the performance and even he was in stiches." Don MacKay-Coghill, Chief Executive Officer, The Perth Mint.
"I was pretty sure the Deputy Master of the Royal Mint in London would be a very very conservative man, but after you'd been up there for five mminutes, I thought, this guy's got a sense of humour, then about half way through I realised you were a bloody fraud." Member of staff, Perth Mint, at Perth Mint Centenary Staff Dinner.
"This amazing speech and performance turned out to be a highlight of our conference . . . a lot of ice was broken and tons of laughter resulted . . The delegates kept talking about it and still now we hear enthiusiastic comments . .." Jon van Der Peyl, Vice Chairman for the Committee Ports and Coasts '99.
"Okay, very funny, but tell me, seriously, are you really a coastal engineer?" A delegate at Coasts and Ports 99, the 14th Australasian Coastal and Ocean Engineering Conference.
Bruce Brothers" Tall Tales 'N True